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potty mouth – inappropriate office gifts

August 8, 2014 2 Comments

So if you follow me on Instagram you know I have a slightly…okay, REALLY…unorthodox office. We have Nerf gun wars and beer tastings, on a regular basis. You should follow me if you don’t. I post all sorts of randomness that can make you smile like my mutts, DIY stuff and more!

We work hard and play hard, and are all kinds of inappropriate in between. This post of inappropriate office gifts is not for the faint of heart, so if you are easily offended, look away now.  I’m serious. I have a potty mouth and don’t want to offend anyone.

Okay, you have been warned. I made mugs for three of my favorites at work. We have potty mouths, have been working crazy hours the past few months, and have to have some laughs in between. I will only post one photo of these to be safe.

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If you have made it this far you are looking at mugs that say:

1 – “Mo**** F*****” – For our accounting clerk

2 – “There is a chance this may contain vodka” – For our HR manager

3 – “Why do I curse so much? Because f*** y**” – For our controller

Yes, these are REALLY  pretty inappropriate office gifts, but they were very loved. I know this doesn’t fly in most offices, but it works in mine. which is why I love it so.

Anna

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Filed Under: crafts, life, tutorial Tagged With: craft tutorial, crafts, crafty gifts

About Anna@DirectionsNotIncluded

Hi there! I'm Anna, the voice behind Directions Not Included. I'm a marketer, crafter, DIYer and lover of all things home related. You can usually find me covered in paint, cuddled with one of my pets or in front of a computer or other digital device. Thanks for reading Directions Not Included. I hope you stick around.

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  1. cassie says

    August 8, 2014 at 9:28 am

    these are awesome!!!

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  2. Sarah says

    August 10, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    I wish I worked in your office! Too funny!

    Reply

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