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bath crashers – please come crash my baths!

August 24, 2011 15 Comments

Have you ever seen the show Bath Crashers on the DIY Network? Matt Muenster picks up unsuspecting customers at big home improvement stores then renovates their whole bathroom. He creates dream worthy spaces from otherwise ugly and outdated bathrooms. I’m insanely jealous of all those who get his bathrooms.
I fantasize that this will happen to me. Seriously. I walk aimlessly around Home Depot in hope that one day I’ll see him and can sweet talk him into coming to our house. Most of the people on the show have one ugly bathroom in their house they have never updated. I wish that was the case for us. We don’t have one ugly bathroom. We have three hideous bathrooms. Really, really hideous. 
This is the guest bath that connects to our office and family room. Decorated with pirate ship wallpaper and a vintage color scheme. I really intend on getting this wallpaper down soon. Hopefully before the one year anniversary of us being in this house. I’m a huge slacker when I don’t want to to do something.
 
This is the most presentable bathroom. Pink and blue with a peel and stick “stained” glass window and peel and stick vinyl tiles over the original floors. You know, since vinyl tiles are much better than 1950s tile pink and blue tile on the floor.
Sigh….and this is the master bathroom. It still looks like this. On top of this ugliness, just picture it full of tools and boxes.  I refuse to use it so it is just storage for the time being. It is a nice large bathroom, which will be lovely when we make it all spa like.
One day I’ll get bathrooms that look like this instead…

Via

Via

Via

Matt Muenster if you are out there please come crash our bathrooms. Pretty, pretty please. If not, can a lump sum of cash just drop out the sky so we can start renovating the bathrooms now?! Sigh…
Do you ever catch yourself watching any of those shows on the DIY Network or HGTV dreaming that would happen to you? Please tell me I am not alone…or maybe I am 😉
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Comments

  1. Goldie says

    August 24, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Would I be horrible if i told you I loved your bathrooms? Oh but who wouldnt dream about the rain shower you posted!!

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    • Keith&Ellen Reinhardt says

      January 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm

      Watch the show all the time looking for ideas for our bathroom that we need to Remodel desperately,We live in Spiro Oklahoma.

      Reply
      • Anna@DirectionsNotIncluded says

        February 5, 2014 at 9:05 pm

        We are all hoping for the same thing!

        Reply
  2. Suzy-Q says

    August 24, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    Oh my! Someone loved pink :-/. I hope you are able to do some remodeling soon 🙂

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  3. Emily @ EAKaHouse says

    August 24, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    you have to check out this site http://savethepinkbathrooms.com/ you will probably laugh and then cry to think there are people out there that would want to save those rooms. I’m not going to go so far as to say I love any of them but they are kind of fun in a retro sort of way. I say embrace them and make them super funky until you renovate!

    Reply
  4. Nikki says

    August 24, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    I look for all three of the Crashers hosts! Haven’t found them yet, but I’ll let you know if I do!

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  5. Nikki says

    August 24, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    On another note, the colored toilets and sinks would look pretty if the rest of the room was updated. Maybe I’m crazy, but I think the right color palet would make them more modern.

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  6. Olivia Douglass says

    August 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    Stopping by on the “Good Friends Just Click” Blog Hop and am a new follower via GFC and Facebook!

    Olivia
    http://www.blog.thisnthatwitholivia.com

    Reply
  7. Brooklynne says

    August 30, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Haha you must’ve had some pretty interesting folks living there before you!

    Reply
  8. Tanya Anurag says

    August 30, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    OMG… those pictures of beautiful bathrooms have left me drooling. Can somebody actually have such gorgeous bathrooms :O :O

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  9. Danika Herrick says

    January 27, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Yes! We have twinsie laminate! Our other bath is all baby blue. I can’t tell you how I dream of reno day!

    xo
    Danika

    Reply
  10. crystal leap says

    December 27, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    I could only dream of having THREE bathrooms.You are a lucky person!

    Reply
    • Anna@DirectionsNotIncluded says

      December 30, 2013 at 9:52 pm

      Thanks, Crystal! Only two work. We gutted the master bedroom one and it is currently used as storage so don’t be too jealous 😉

      Reply
  11. Gilbert says

    February 22, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    Great show shotty camera work,in and out in and out real annoying.

    Reply
  12. Kim says

    March 30, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Hi, I love watching Bath Crashers. Our bathroom is in desperate need of a CRASH. Our bathroom is small & only has a shower, toilet & sink in it. The tiles on the ceiling over the shower are starting to mold because there isn’t any ventilation in the winter months & I’m afraid that it’s turning into black mold. If it hasn’t already. Also I’m not to sure that the tiles aren’t asbestos either. We can’t afford to do this on our own. I would love to have our bathroom crashed. Looking forward to hearing from you.

    Reply

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